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Crash Them All
Use Arrow Keys to Drive and Press X key to boost speed and hit other cars to score. The harder you hit, the better you score. Buy New Cars for more power.
Okay, imagine you’re rushing to get somewhere important, maybe like running late for the first day at a really fast new job! You’re suddenly caught in super thick traffic, cars piled up everywhere, and you’re just FURIOUS. That’s how Crash Them All starts – steering with arrow keys keeps your raged-up car moving, while hitting X gives it an extra burst of speed to ram through others. It’s like testing the limits of a toy remote control car in bumper cars mode! You aim for crashes, chain reactions happen automatically sometimes, and you can drop special explosive things called bombs that just level up the stinkiness when you hit them.
Now you’re actually driving this little vehicle through different roads, each with its own timer counting down. The goal isn’t speed or following tracks perfectly; it’s to bash cars into each other as much as possible before time runs out, or until your car breaks too badly to keep playing! Points pop up based on who you hit and how hard the hits are, getting extra bonus points if you chain together tricky crashes like dominoes falling fast. After finishing a level (we’ll call it a run), things cool down in what they maybe mean is like an interactive arcade gift shop – where you can choose your next little toy or upgrade its bashing abilities for even more crash power later on.
Even though this game started years ago before fancy computers took over websites, Crash Them All still gives the same fun feeling. The cars feel heavy and satisfyingly smashable, and smashing them feels very good! You know what? It’s actually great for quick bursts of energy – take a break, get into your little cockpit (if you had one), mash buttons, cause some deliberate destruction in tight spaces, and it just feels like letting out steam with really exciting, pretend chaos.