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I’ve got to admit, when I first heard there was a game simply called “Chuck Norris,” I braced myself for something absurd—and it absolutely delivers. You step into his boots (and spurs) as you barrel through a handful of classic, over-the-top environments: desert oil rigs, neon-lit back alleys, even a beachside carnival. Each level throws waves of goons your way, but honestly, you’re more than equipped: one button unleashes the trademark roundhouse, another calls in his patented beard-bounce shield, and comboing them feels like choreographing a martial-arts ballet that somehow defies physics.
Mechanically it’s delightfully straightforward, but don’t let that fool you into thinking it’s shallow. There’s a meter that, when maxed out, turns Norris into an unstoppable juggernaut—bullets ricochet off him, enemies get blasted in all directions, and the screen literally shakes. Along the way you snag hidden power-ups—like a baby kangaroo sidekick or a brief cameo from his favorite pet turtle—that add an extra layer of goofy strategy. And yes, there’s a two-player co-op so you and a buddy can tag-team every bad guy foolish enough to cross your path.
Visually, it leans into retro charm with chunky pixels and bright colors; it somehow feels at home on old-school CRTs, even if you’re playing it on a modern rig. The enemies range from armed mercenaries to slowly waddling penguin bombers, and the soundtrack is this perfect mix of gritty guitar riffs and tongue-in-cheek heroic fanfare. You’ll find yourself humming the main theme long after you’ve paused the game—mostly because Norris-themed games don’t come around every day.
At its core, “Chuck Norris” is pure fun, especially if you grew up on Saturday-morning action shows or just appreciate a little self-aware cheese. It doesn’t pretend to reinvent the wheel; it’s here to let you kick bad guys, punch through walls, and unleash a little nonsense in a world that’s sometimes too serious. If you’re looking for a short, sweet blast of arcade nostalgia with a side of “holy cow, that’s Chuck Norris,” you’re in for a good time.